Good one, but I'll reprint your earlier one which still amuses me
A Newfie's wife died and he called 911.
The 911 operator said they would send someone right away and asked where he lived.
"On Eucalyptus Drive" replied the Newfie. "Can you spell that?" asked the operator.
After a long pause, the Newfie said "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak St., and you pick her up there".
LOLTwo ******** were out hunting, and as they walked through the woods they came to a huge hole in the ground.
They approached it and were amazed at it's size.
The first hunter said "Wow, that's some size. I wonder how deep it is"
The second hunter said "I don't know, but we could throw something down there, and listen for it to hit the bottom."
The first guy said "There's an old automobile transmission over there. Between us we could chuck it down there."
They picked it up and struggled over to the edge, and after counting to three, heaved it into the hole.
They were standing there listening, when they heard a rustling sound behind them. Suddenly a goat came flying out of the underbrush and dived headfirst into the hole.
They stood there in amazement, trying to figure out what was happening.
At that moment, an old farmer came strolling out of the trees. "Hey fellers, you didn't happen to see my goat around here, did you?"
The first hunter said "Funny you should ask, because we were just standing here a minute ago, and a goat came flying out of the brush, doing about 100 mph, and dived into this here hole"
The farmer shook his head, "Nah, that's impossible, I had him chained to a transmission".