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  1. #661
    Master of Space and Time
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    Default Re: Age Thread

    I call my XR the time machine, which has two meanings: (1) I can leave late and arrive early and (2) I feel like I am thirty years younger when I ride it. Other bikes may come and go, but I think I will keep this one - hell, no one is going to want it after I get done with it, so may as well. 54.

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  3. #662
    Raised by Wolves
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    Apr 2016
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    so. ca. san fernando valley
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    Default Re: Age Thread

    "Thirteen Guidelines For Seniors"


    1. It's OK to talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.

    2. "In Style" are the clothes that still fit.

    3. You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.

    4. Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

    5. The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.

    6. "On time" is when you get there.

    7. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.

    8. Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller?

    9. Lately, you've notices people your age are so much older than you.

    10. Growing old should have taken longer.

    11. Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.

    12. You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.

    13. "One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.

  4. #663
    Master of Space and Time
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    Default Re: Age Thread

    Why do I resemble so many of those??? Aging is so weird. tp

 

 

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